Silvia Aguilar
Nude

While people frequently debate the merits of American vs. English humor, there is something about Spanish comedies that make them much more watchable than their American or UK counterparts: the mere presence of tits. Yes, Spanish babes are constantly taking their clothes off in wacky situations. Take the work of Silvia Aguilar, the dark-hared, stunningly stacked Spaniard who made her nude debut in ¿Pero no vas a cambiar nunca, Margarita? (1978). In English, it means “But Aren’t You Ever Going to Change, Margarita?” which is what we’d been asking since Silvia’s first screen appearance in Un, dos, res….responda otra vez. Can’t we have just one shot of her stripping down and changing clothes? Luckily, in the margarita flick there are seven nude scenes, beginning with an exposed tit in a job interview, moving on to a doctor rubbing toothpaste on her nipples, showing all three B’s while she strips for a bath, passing out with her top off and more. She followed that up with something less humorous, but no less hot: an all three B scene in Trampa sexual (1978) and a full-frontal lesbian shower scene in Rings of Fear (1978). Silvia gets even more lezzy with an all three B’s shot in a fun female bubble bath fight scene in Historia de S (1979) and a full frontal face off to determine whether with her clothes off she’s hotter than the other girl. Another great movie is El profesor erotico (1981) where she is constantly teaching toplessness 101. We earned a BA in T and A! After more tatas in Night of the Werewolf (1981), her last nude role came in Belles, blondes et bronzes (1981). We got some great looks at her ass, then had to kiss that ass goodbye since she did some TV work in stuff like Ay, Senor, Senor and Black Sequence but never flashed again, then ditched acting in 1995. We felt the pain of the loss, Spain. After all, lots of Senoritas showed their chest meatas, but how many Spanish boys learned about the female form via Silvia Aguilar raising the bar?